Students Love Socialism... But Can't Define What It Is

Um.., uh.., socialism helps people. Yeah that's what it does.

Now, who helps the guy making all the stuff being given to the guy that doesn't work?

I would love to talk to a crowd of Socialist Lovers. My first response to them would be:

Please pull out your wallets, and give me 9/10 of your cash. I need the money to live on.

I would like to hear their response to that one.